2 thoughts...not my own
1- Zero Gravity
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C. The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again -- enjoy paying them.
2 - Our Constitution
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C. The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again -- enjoy paying them.
2 - Our Constitution
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
posted by scottiemc2 at 7/14/2006 03:31:00 AM
6 Comments:
u have too much free time.
that's what happens when i don't ride my bike
No, from what I could tell, you play soccer and tear the house apart when you don't ride your bike.
Those quotes sound like they could have come straight out of my Libertarian Party newsletter, sadly quite humorous.
why dont u ride ur bike?
The Iraqis have a slightly different history from the pre-revolutionary United States
Ni yinggai wen Iraqi-ren ruguo tamen xihuan bu xihuan Meiguo de zhengzhi wenjian.
agreed
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